When Kid Jamaica gets sent on a reconnaissance mission with Private Rihanna Samuel of the "Fuck my pussy till I cum so hard" squad, things get pretty dicey! While trimming away some foliage to get a better vantage point Rihanna's trimmed little tart goes into full crisis mode and needs a big hard dick for satisfaction. The situation escalates to Defcon 5-Cocked Pistol, and Kid comes to the rescue with his Alabama trouser snake to put the sexy female Private back on the grid before the enemy gets a jump on them.